A man had never been on a train. Each day the trains would go by his house and he would think to himself “Look there goes a train. Where does that train go?”. The man never took the train, he knew that it would not take him to where he needed to go and therefore was unimportant.
Each day the man would take his car to work, 80 minute to work and 80 minutes home. Why so long? The man thought it was important to own a home and his salary did not allow him to own a home closer to work.
Back and forth every day.
Then one Saturday the man sat at his breakfast table and watched the train go by. Where does that train go? He thought. And then for no particular reason that the man could think of, he started walking to the train station.
The man had never been to the train station before and he wasn't sure what to expect. There was a small platform near the tracks and it had a small roof to keep the weather off the passengers.
The man didn't know how to get on the train. He looked around and noticed a small office with a old woman inside. The man approached the office and said this “Excuse me, I would like to ride the train. How do I do that?”.
The old woman responded “Well it really depends. Where do you want t go?”
“ I have no idea” said the man. “ The train goes by my house everyday and I have never been on it. What do you suggest?”
The old woman replied “well, we actually have three trains. One goes north; towards the city, one that goes south; towards the county, and one that goes west; that one goes to another town.”
The man thought. He knew about the city, thats where his job was. He didn’t want to go to the country, what would he do there? “ I would like to go west.” Said the man.
So the man took the train and he headed west. He marveled at the giant mechanical beast that stopped for no one and allowed nothing to get in this way. The trees went by, the power line went by, Rivers and animals too. What a world we live in, the man thought.
Something occurred to the man, he had been heading west for a long while now, how far. Did he have to go? As he s at in his seat he noticed that people rarely walked by and that even he wanted to a so someone what would he. Say? “ Accuse me, where is this. Train going and when will we get there?” No he thought, I. Just going to enjoy the ride and if necessary get a train ride back.
Then without warning, the train stopped.this was an odd thing because from what the. An could lose. They were not anywhere. From his view there was just a river and wilderness.
“Everyone off.” A train man yelled in a very finite sort of way.
“excuse me sir, “ said the man. “Where are we?” . The train man gave the man a strange look, like he was projecting , what do you mean where are we? But he just stared and a then said “ Sir, this is Wilderness station last stop in the route.”
“When is the next train coming?”
“Here?” Asked the train man. “ Well, the next Westbound will arrive next Wednesday at noon. Next east bound train will be leaving after that one unloads. “ . The man asked “ What about this train?”
“This train? Well to be honest this train is turning around but it's going south not east. We have cattle cars to attach and steer to deliver.”
“Well that isn't good for next” said the man. “ What am I supposed to do now?”
The train man was getting annoyed.” What you did isn't my problem as long as you get off the train. If you are really hard up, you can head into town. There's a small town about a mile down the road.”
“Thank you.” Said the man, though he wasn't feeling very thankful. “I'll go now.”
The man headed out of the train and to the small road that lead to the town. He got about 15 feet before he turned around and looked at the great mechanical beast. It was salting to get up steam and chug its way away. The sound was much like a growl from a large creature. The man was in awe of the train. Imagine how far this train goes and never appreciate how special it is. The engine left its cars in the station and was gone . The man could still hear it though, chug chug chug, the low drone of metal.
The man went into town and found himself in trouble. The man had to pee and wasn't sure where he could politely relieve himself. This was part of the trouble doing things that you don't do, you get stuck in situations Iike this. So the man walked to the nearest building.
A small bell rung as he entered and at the counter was a middle aged woman. “How can I help you sir?” She said. “Well , I seem to be in a bit of a jam, can you please tell me where the nearest restroom is?”
The woman seemed to ponder this request for quite a long time. “What do you need that for.” She asked. “Well ….I have to urinate and I would prefer to do it in a place that is proper .”
She again seemed to think long and hard about this. “ I got a toilet you can use, but you better not break it. I don't normally let outsiders use it.”
“Thank you very much. How do I find it?”
She looked stern and grabbed a brick from underneath her table. Attached to this brick was a small key labeled with the word “shitter”.
“Take this key around the side on the left. You better bring it back.”
This woman seriously loves her key the man thought. He quickly grabbed the brick holding the key and went to the restroom. He made sure to aim carefully and wash his hands when he was done, making as little a mess as possible so he would not upset the lady. He returned to the desk and she was no longer there. A sing read “Out to lunch” so the man put the brick holding the key down and left. As he left he turned around and read the sign of the little shop “Wilderness visitors center, all visitors welcome..” Perhaps he just caught the woman on a bad day .
Feeling empty the man decided that it was time to eat. The man looked around the small town, general store, ticket office, Breemans foods, and a small place simply titled “restaurant”. The man guessed that's where he could get a bite.
As he entered the restaurant he noticed two things; there was only a table filled with three old ladies and the small was delicious. He sat down at the nearest table and picked up the menu,
Food items:
Hamburger
Cheese burger
Hotdog
Good mama downs home smoking hot chili
French fries
Drink items:
Coke
Coffee
Milk
Wilderness groundwater
As the man viewed the menu a waitress came up and asked “what will you have?”
The man normally would have just gotten a hamburger, after all it was a safe choice and he knew he could handle it. But today had already been so strange that he decided to take a chance. “ I'll take good mama’s down home smoking hot chili.” He said.
“You sure?” The waitress asked.
“ No” said the man, “but I still want it.”
“Ok” she said. “Anything to drink?”
“ I guess a coke”
“ You sure yo wanna guess at that? It could be anything.” The man didn't know how to respond to that. What did she mean. Without an answer the man just nodded.
The man looked out the window. What a strange place wilderness is. How does a place like this exist? He has no idea why everything feels off, but that is the kind of day he is having.
The man's food arrives and he already wished that he ordered the hotdog. But he ate the chili, it was indeed hot, it was indeed homey, it was not good. But the man ate it all, somehow he felt just like he should, the coke was great and he found himself happy that it wasn't Pepsi.
As the waitress took away the meal the man asked “ excuse me, I don't know anything about this area. It appears I'm stuck as the next train east isn't till next Wednesday, do you have any idea about what I can do till then?”
“Well” the waitress said “ You got two options , you can rent a room at the inn for the time, or … You can take the ship up the river to “The ridge” and take the train from there.”
The man was elated, then confused. “Can I get home faster if I take the ship?”
“Sometimes.” The waitress said.
That wasn't helpful at all to the man but he has the feeling it was as good as he was. Going to get.
“Thank you, can I get the check and directions to the ship?”
“Sure.” Said the waitress.
15 minutes later the man was on his way to the ship dock. The waitress mentioned that it hadn't left yet and if he hurried he could make it. The first thing he noticed, it wasn't just a ship, it was a steamship. It wasn't just a steam ship it was a paddle wheeler. He quickly bought a ticket from the ticket office for “ the ridge” the ticket person didn't say much but did chuckle when the man said “the ridge”like it was some kind of in joke that he wasn't aware of. The ship wasn't very full and he was able to take a seat on the bottom deck near the water.
The river was beautiful. Never had the man seen such green water, the birds were nesting in trees and bushes along the bank. The stillness of the air was something the man had never felt before. If he could put it into words he might call it perfect.
The ship left the dock with a small lurch. They were soon heading up the river. Then man took a break to understand this day; he took a train which he had never taken before, to a town he didn't know existed, and he was now on a ship heading up river to a place called “ the ridge”
The man was tired.