Accommodating

There is nothing worse then two people on the phone   trying to out accommodate one another.

Phone Survey

Robot Ann from "Political Opinions of America" Just called. I was carefully picked...to hang up on her after 3 seconds.

Dinner time

My house currently smells like Lavander and Beef stew

Mundane Items that are Important

I didnt know how much i leaned on the garbage disposal till i didnt have one.

Movie Mash up

I was watching Mary Poppins on TV and during the commercials I would switch it to "The Making of Scream". But in my memory I watched a movie about an evil nanny who traps kids inside paints , sings songs about it, and makes dirty phone calls.

Little old Lady

It is never good when your neighbor comes up to you and starts the conversation off with "Its none of my business but...."

A darn shame

For the first 45 years of Matterhorn’s operation, the requirement was only that a rider must be 3 years of age or older. Then about ten years ago the requirement was changed to 35 inches. But with the locking lap bars and redesigned seats in the new
bobsleds, the Matterhorn will have a new height requirement of 42 inches when it opens on June 15th. That’s two inches taller than Space Mountain or Splash Mountain, but the same height requirement as Goofy’s Sky School.

wow... GG united states of assholes and lawyers

Tuesday: Personal Philosophy 3

A wheel broke off from my computer chair 2 weeks ago. I krazy glued it back together and gave it a few days to dry. I decided it was time to put it back on my chair. When I put weight on it, the wheel broke again. On closer examination the krazy glue held and it broke in a totally different place. I feel like my life is this stupid wheel >.<

Time to try to re-glue it.

Monday: Cipher 4

57 68 61 74 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 66 61 76 6f 72 69 74 65 20 6e 75 6d 62 65 72 3f

Monday: Ciper 3

01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110110 01101111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01101110 01100100 00111111

Taking a walk

I would not advise one to eat their feet,
They may not be able to walk to their next meal.

 -Nick

On the floor

My son and I both like being on the floor, feels safe somehow. He also likes to yell at the window curtain, not a habit ive picked up.

Reflections

My son was staring at the glass in our office doors. I did not quite understand why till i looked and saw my own reflection. I turned to him and said "im not sure which of us is real either ." He then turned away content with not knowing.

Electric Shock

Wife: Are you alright?
Nick: No,  i feel like someone just electrocuted my sphincter