You Can't Say No

Senior Vice President: Nick, I need to have a meeting with you right away

Nick: Sure
SVP: I have a task for you and you can't say no.
Nick: Now im scared but OK.
SVP: "Says Task"
Nick: I would love to do that but im out, I have surgery, then my birthday, then I fly upstate for a funeral.
SVP: Oh...well..I guess you can say no then.

Monster Truck show part: 2

Schedule: 2pm Monster Truck Show

7:30pm 2nd Monster Truck show

We showed up at 1:15 and the place is a ghost town. No vendors are even setting up yet.

My Parents to an attendant: Hey there, what time is the 2oclock show?

Attendant: 7:30pm

Parents: What?!

Attendant: We announced it on the radio on Monday.

Parent: Well who listens to High Desert Radio? Why didnt they tell us this on Thursday when we bought the tickets?

Attendant: /shrug

Monster Trucks

A contestant from "The Voice" in France is here in the High Desert where my parents live, to film her music video. From France to Victorville to sing county at a Monster Truck show. /What a world

Skype Friend

No PeachBimbo, I do not want to be your Skype friend.

New Book

SCRUM: The art of doing twice the work in half the time.

Earthquakes

Nightmare:

Standing in my home,
Its dark,
House beings to rumble,
Unseen voice yells "Its happening",
I run outside,
Neighbors pool breaks and I am hit by a inland empire tidal wave,
Wake up.

Spider Face

Nightmare:
I was holding my son who was still a baby,
He had a hand-sized spider crawling on his face,
It took both my hands to hold him,
No one else would help me

Dance Down for what?

Nothing like dancing down the hall to "Turn down for what" and your wife comes dancing down the hall from the other side.

Song link

Frozen 2

Historically Disney cant do sequels. In that vain I brainstormed how they will do Frozen 2.

Frozen 2 , sorta like the first one but worse story and characters, plus a new character we can sell.

Frozen 2 - Elsa vs Jack Frost

Frozen 2 - Elsa Vs the Sun King
hes fire, shes ice, how can they get along?

Frozen 2- Olafs magic fairy trollland, so it fits into a new park.

Frozen 2 - Refrozen - Elsa's at it again, she accidentally re-freezes her home and her sister and her wacky friends have to re-stop her. Oh Elsa.

Request for a new outfit

On Arya Starks new outfit for Game Of Thrones:

Nick: your right, shes hot. But I like her new outfit very much. hint hint, sexy rogue gypsy, middle east flair is your next non pregnant outfit to buy, with gloves that have some of the fingers cut out.
Lani: I'll keep that in mind.

First world problem:

My I-Pod mini cant play files over 26 hours long.