Thursday, June 28, 2012

Rum and Coke


Rum and Coke
A man sits alone at the bar. He was wearing khaki shorts, a polo shirt, tennis shoes, and a sliver heart necklace with two small sapphires in it. He is drinking a rum and coke.

 Two women sitting at a booth were discussing the man. He’s good looking, alone, and wearing a silver heart necklace with two sapphires in it. They discuss why he would be wearing the necklace and if he were straight or gay. Nothing else about him looked like he was gay. Finally, one of the women finally decides to hit on the man to find out.
She slowly went up to the bar next to the man. She orders an apple-tini, pays for her drink and casually says to the man “That’s a lovely necklace where did you get it??
The man stops drinking his drink and replies “you wouldn’t be able to handle the story on a Thursday afternoon”, and proceeds to finish his rum and coke.
The woman, taken a-back, stops for a moment and then replies “why do you say that?”
The man looked annoyed, looks her in the eyes and says “If you can handle the story I’ll buy you and your friend a drink. If you cannot, you buy me a drink.”
Intrigued by this the woman says, “Sure”.
The man drinks the last of his rum and coke and says “This silver necklace was my late wife’s. The sapphires represent my ten month old son’s birthday, he was born in September. They were both killed by a drunk driver, who was leaving this bar. Every Thursday I come here to watch for men who have been drinking too much and I pay for their cab ride home.”
The woman says nothing. A small tear rolls down her cheek. “What are you drinking?” she says.
The man looks down at his glass and replies “Rum and coke”.

Baby Choices

Babies new skill; Falling on his butt. He sure knows what hes doing. He waits till the falling stops, looks around. Then goes about his business. It is a cold calculated decision that should not be overlooked.

A poem

Old men and women,
Wearing suits in the night,
They spy our smiles.
The sky opens but the water is warm,
We drink the nectar of youth.

A conversation about art

Nick: Hey Lani I wrote you a poem.
Wife: That's so sweet can I read it?
Nick: Of course.
~Wife reads poem
Wife: I don't get it. You know I don't understand symbolism.
Nick: Why do you hate my art?!!!!!!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Eye Doctor

Eyeglass attendant to old man

Attendant: How are you doing today?
Old man: I'm above ground.

At the deli

Nick: can i get 1/2 pound of black forest ham, sliced?
Deli person: thin slice or regular?
Nick: im ashamed because i don't know....

Seeing Boobs

Nick: Hey I saw Kristin Stewarts boobs today.
Wife: really, how were they?
Nick: About as you would expect for a skinny girl.
Wife: Fair enough.
Nick: Wanna see em?
Wife: .............. I do

Bucky Larson

How far can you get through "Bucky Larson born to be a star"? We made it 12 minutes.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

On drinking wine

Nick during a wine tasting:

To wine expert " Why is it three times as much? Is it because its three times as good?"...I dont know anything about wine.

Are you filming?

Lani: are you filming?
Nick: Yeah...
Lani: Dont film
Nick: Why whats wrong
Lani: Cause im having a melt down
Footage ends

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

Movie Review - Prometheus

Prometheus - Ridley Scotts look back at the Space jockey.


Spoilers
First things first, I have been looking forward to this movie for years. Why were the zenomorphs created? Whats up with the space jockey? How did the ship crash?

None of these questions were answered in Prometheus. Instead Ridley Scott explored the creation of life and death. The architects (the space jockeys), seem to be able to manipulate DNA and have the ability to create life, though it takes death and sacrifice to do so. They also seem to have a death god, or something akin to it which is represented by the Zenomorph (the alien)

A large question for the human animal is "what is the meaning of life?". Prometheus implies that we are an experiment created by the Architects. Much like an ant farm. Then 2000 years before the movie takes place something happened that caused the Architects to decide to destroy us. (the internet suggests killing Jesus , who was in fact an Architect). However, before they can launch their attack from their off-world base, the DNA goo gets loose and kills them all.

The movie is the humans adventure to this military planet to try and figure out who made us, and whats going on.


Good things about this movie:

Visuals were fantastic, HR GIGER does it again
Fassbender as David the android was the stand out performance. He was fantastic
Therone was good as the no-nonsense corporate liason
Quite a few good scares

Bad things about the movie:
17 people went to the planet, many of them were "Star Trek: Red shirts", their only role was to die and be faceless. The few tier two crew members, were a little thin and you did not feel or empathize with them.

There are 6 plots going on in the movie and they can be hard to follow, especially when many of them are not explained or wrapped up at the end of the movie. (most likely because they want to leave it open for a sequel).

There is a scene in which the main character is pregnant. She then uses a machine to cut the alien out of her. HOWEVER, it takes 10 minutes of time, no one on the crew seems to know what shes doing, it doesnt make a ton of sense and the only reason they seemed to have done it was to have her weird ,alien fetus baby help defend her.

My last issue was actually my wifes but she had a decent point. In the movie , Weyland is old, real old. They got a young Guy Pierce to play him. He is never young in the movie. Why not just hire an old actor to play an old guy?



I cannot wait for this movie to come to blu- ray so that I can watch it over and over and geek out on all the awesome images and new history that has been introduced.

/out
 

Friday, June 8, 2012

Call me maybe

I decided to watch this "call me maybe" song after hearing about it from everyone.
Its pretty terrible. And the dude she wants to call her is a muscly, tatted up, gardener. Not only his the song bad, but she has bad taste.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Things I wanted to do.

Things I wanted to do today:

Fix the leak in the bathtub
- I thought i turned off the water... i didn't. Water shot out of the wall all over the bathroom, went down through the floor into the fixture of the light in the bathroom on the first floor. I had to run out to the street to find the real water shut off...i didn't have the tools to do it. So i ran and turned on all the other facets, outside spigots, and other shower to try and slow down the rate of water. Finally go the water off. Put the shower handle back together. Turns much nicer, leaks even worse.

Fix ice machine in the fridge...I tried. I fallowed all the instructions for trouble shooting. 99 percent of them are "is the ice machine turn off light on? No. Are you sure?, well if you are sure.... "

Take a look at mini pool pump to see if it can be quieter...im crazy. I swear last year the pump wasnt so loud but I cant figure out if there is a problem.

The whole time my son got dirty from all the water and cried for 2 hours.