Moment in the morning

1am - Wife gets up to feed baby son
1:15am - Noobie(dog) has to readjust because Wife got up to feed baby son
1:20 am - Nick has to readjust noobie because noobie adjusted due to Wife getting up to feed baby son
1:21am - Wife yells at Nick for moving the dog because it makes it harder to feed baby son

4am - Wife enters the center of the bed giving baby son 30 percent of the space, her 30 percent of the space, Noobie 20 percent of the space, leaving Nick 10 percent
4:10am - Nick pushes Wife back to her side of the bed
4:10 +1 second - Wife yells at Nick to stop "being a bed/blanket hog" and wakes up the baby
4:10 +2 seconds - Wife yells at Nick for waking up the baby
4:30am - Wife using her nail stabs Nick in the back
5:30am - Wife complains that Nick caused her to get a bad nights sleep
5:31am - Nick leaves for work